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Cusco is a lovely city and ex-inca capital so it has quite a lot to see, but it surprisingly small considering. We spent a couple of days walking around, made some more multinational friendships and had a very nice meal with the majority of our hostel (following which Stu also went drinking with said crowd and acquired a quite sizeable headache), but we found that we soaked up a lot very quickly and had itchy feet when we figured we had a day to spare before the Inca Trail. Enter scooter hire for 30 bucks a day (with no requirement to see a driving licence!). We whizzed through the sacred valley to Pisac and frequented some of the many Inca ruins on the way back. We also climbed up to the statue of Jesus that overlooks the city (think Rio - most cities here have an effigy of the lad in the hills). As we approached the holy one some clouds rolled in and we were warned we may get wet. We did. Very wet. Just as we reached his toes the heavens opened. I can tell you, Jesus did not offer us much shelter, we have clearly been very bad boys. So we arrived back in Cusco soaked, but it was a great ride and a really novel way to see the valley, the little Peruvian villages and people and the crazy amount of livestock that just roams wild by the road (and frequently on it), we’re talking Llama, chicken, cow, bull, pig, dog, duck… on and on ad infinitum!

We took the day before the inca trail easy, took more hilarious 60p taxis - the smallest cars you have ever seen and a significant language barrier, ate more 1 pound 60 three course meals, and haggled in some more markets. We had a briefing about our trip and proceeded to get very excited…

Mitchel, our uber cool Peruvian guide picked us up at stupid o’clock in the morning and the four of us (fantastic number, us two and two girls) minibused it through the Sacred Valley to Ollentaytambo, where we saw our first large scale ruins. After some interesting speil, we were taken to the highest point in the valley (unbelievable scenery included at no extra cost), placed on a mountain bike and pushed down a hill. We spent the next 84km downhill mountain biking, getting soaked when we zoomed through fords, getting muddy head to toe when we followed Mitchel on his ‘shortcuts’ and generally getting breathless through the exhilaration and outlook. Lunch split the cycle at some really well preserved ruins, and we ate probably the best pack lunch known to man. That night we stayed in Santa Maria at an old Peruvian ladies house. With some time to spare, Michel asked us if we played football. When we responded in the affirmative, we walked down the local pitch and joined in a match with some kids from the town. What a great way to spend your evening. The little Peruvian lady also cooked us a three course meal, and stockpiled our stomachs with an obscene breakfast in the morning. We would have had a hot shower if between the two of us we had managed to locate the switch for the water heater before it was time to leave in the morning!!

Day two: A morning hike uphill through jungle, bananas groves etc on inca paths to a little lady who kept animals (monkey, Picuro, Llama…) and who let us use her hammocks - my word hammocks are comfy after a hard incline - up stone steps with shear drops to remarkable vistas before hitting more isolated villages. Lunch was… guess what… a three course meal, and then we headed downhill to the river, through so much changing landscape along a path that would eventually lead us to our nights rest stop (three course meal for dinner, what else). In the evening here we went to the local hot springs and soaked our muscles. To get to the springs we had to cross the river, so or course we did so via a rope pulled cradle, hanging perilously while we were slowly pulled across by Mitchels muscle power. We some how managed to stay here till well after dark, and on the return we took perhaps Mitchels best ‘shortcut’ through a bog in flip flops. Hilarious after we made it, but quite some walk when you are being guided by torchlight and you don’t know what you are treading on!!

On day three we bused it to Santa Teresa to fill up tanks on another huge breakfast (complete with suger ‘Sin ant’) before hiking up another huge hill… HUGE hill, to one of Machu Picchu’s Sun Gates. (the one the traditional inca trail does not go to, and so was deserted the entire time we had lunch sitting in the sun with a panoramic view of the city itself). We then climbed back down to the river and along it to a hydroelectric power station from which we caught a train to Augus Calientes, right below Machu Picchu. An evening walk, a three course meal, some market haggling and an early night (up at four!!).

Due to silly rising times we got on one of the first buses up to Machu Picchu, which meant it was pretty empty for our fantastic two hour tour from Michel. What a place. I won’t try and describe it, it won’t do it justice. It’s better than you imagine. We climbed Waynu Picchu, the mountain next to the city to get redonkulus views and spent the rest of our time wandering and enjoying before making the trip back to Cusco. We were all shattered, but felt it was only right to share yet another three course meal (about two pound) and as we all made onward plans, the German/Italian/Fluent in Spanish girl from our tour decided she would be going our way, so we are now travelling together into Bolivia tonight to Lake Titicaca where we intend to do a DIY tour to the island of the sun. Oooo yeah. This trip is silly…

P.S. Disclaimer - Steve is not responsible for the no doubt copious miss-spellings of names in this post.

Hola, Buenos días and welcome to South America

Well, coming south is certainly a culture shock! What do you mean you don't speak a word of English, I thought everyone spoke some English?!? Of course we were aware this might happen so Steve is trying to perfect his Spanish, while I am rapidly perfecting my non-verbal, hand gestation based forms of communication. My 'hot' and 'bus' being a master piece to behold.

After a couple of chilled days in Lima, eating nice food, planning a master plan and generally relaxing we decided to spend a day exploring central Lima and took one of the local 'buses' (pictured) which certainly was an experience. At the equivalent of 25p a ticket, it didn't matter too much we didn't have a clue where we were going and got off slightly to early...

Central Lima, although has its nice parts, is unfortunately rife with poverty and pollution, so much so you could feel it in your lungs. we quickly realised that the part we were staying in (Miraflores) a much more affluent area (if any of Lima can be called affluent). That evening we were invited to join a poker game with a Canadian, a Frenchman, a Swiss and two Colombians (one named Diego who either permanently had a heavy cold or had a liking for narcotics...) which was good fun and helped us learn more about the South American culture and way of life and with our bus tickets booked for Cusco the next day we were ready to roll. After this however the rest of the time in Lima varied between me and Steve.

Something Steve had eaten that day led him to remain in bed for the next 36 hours with regular trips to the 'Bano'. 4 days later effects are still being felt.

Due to stupid Peruvian striking on the Highways our bus was cancelled that day and with Steve on Planet Umbongo, I decided to play football with the hostel, which was awesome. I also learnt a few things. 1) South Americans are potty about theirfootball, 2) They don't like losing, 3) "man-on" and "pass me the ball you stupid Argentinian plonker" are not globally recognised terms, 4) The F-word is most certainly global and 5) Colombian drug dealers have little to no co-ordination. Spent another evening drinking and playing poker with the football boys while Steve spontaneously combusted and crossed my fingers we could leave the next day...

With Steve showing some signs of life, we got ready to check out only to find this stupid strike was still in progress! lucky we found another bus company taking a slightly longer route that would avoid it so with a Mexican friend we had made (who could speak Spanish, yes!) we got on the 30 hour bus that ran on whats commonly know as 'Peruvian time', but was much more comfortable and had films showing so beat the 'Hound hands down!

We are now in Cusco which is at 11,000ft so the air is fairly thin... and have, fingers crossed, confirmed our Inca trip for Monday for 4 days (although this is not certain yet) so all is good, (Interjection from Steve: 'Apart from the biblical warfare that is still being conducted in my gastric system'). What will everyone else be doing on Monday? (sorry its just too easy...)

The End of the Roadtrip... and America

What do we spy upon entrance into the hostel in flagstaff? A grand canyon tour that costs $70! It occurred to us that we could get people there a lot cheaper. We had a look at the list. Unbelievably Hikmet Babayev was on it (the name of a friend of Matts from oxford). It then also occurred to us that this was not a common name. Within an hour, we had met and caught up, particularly talking about the size of the world and transferred Hik to the Stu and Steve Canyon Tour along with another girl called Abby. In the morning, with brimming car, we all sped north. The grand canyon is big. Very big. We walked down under the rim and then along the top (southern side) with jaws rubbing along the ground. It also has unimaginably beautiful sunsets. Go - ‘Nuff said. On the way back we also nipped out of the car in the middle of the arse end of the tip of isolation, middle of no-whereness, which was conveniently dark, to look at the stars. Properly saw the milky way and lots of other sparkly delights, which was an amazing way to finish the day. It’s worth mentioning that the organised tour fails to bring you this delight, nor sunset at the Grand Canyon, but it must also be admitted that Stu and Steve’s tour is prone to leaving an hour late when the leading pair don’t realise they have crossed a time zone and forget to put their watched forward…Ahem. The next day Hik joined us on the trip to Vegas. Since we were staying in separate paces we agreed to meet up and then completely failed to do so, which bemuses all concerned. We went on to have a fairly enjoyable stay however (see previous post).

After Vegas, with ever low energy levels we once again hit the road and this time reached Death Valley! We only really had time to see the sunset, so we popped up Dantes View and were once again treated to a beautiful show, with breathtaking scenery and twisted orange clouds. To maximise time, funds, and to ensure we had a really refreshing night we decided to sleep in the car in the visitor centre car park. Was lovely, if a bit chilly in the morning!! Not to worry, we had leftover Walmart monster uber sandwich and a packet of Pringles for breakfast!! We headed south through the park, taking in salt flats at Americas lowest point (about 85m below sea level) and more long straight roads with 360 panoramas, interspersed with mountain passes. This journey would take us all the way to LA, where driving is, well, bloody hard. We managed to navigate our way to our hostel however, right on Hollywood boulevard, and then to the basketball game we had booked that evening (still wide awake of course…).

The game was a classic, close till the end with the whole crowd on their feet, literally. We also had the added bonuses of gaining free t-shirts for filling out 400 ballot for the all star team (don’t ask, it took a while but was worth it) and once again sneaking to seats at least 10 times as expensive as ours (once again literally!!). Unfortunately our team (the Clippers) did not prevail, it appears they are at the lower end of the good-bad spectrum, and walking around in clippers tops the next day the LA public made this fact even more apparent by laughing in our general direction.

We had a flight to catch so only had time to fit in the rest of Hollywood boulevard, Beverly Hills, Bel Air and the beach, which also included Stu getting chased by Darth Vader, and me getting jumped on by Spiderman. One of the more quiet days on the world tour!!

We hit the airport in the afternoon, jumped on a plane, got ourselves to Lima and went to sleep… finally. We are now right in the heart of a colourful, throbbing, city and planning the next couple of months. We’ve got air back in the lungs and energy in the legs. Lets do it again!!!!!

WANTED.....

LVPD and the FIB are currently looking for 2 white Caucasian ‘cowboys’ after an incident in the Luxor Casino, Las Vegas on Monday 10th November.

It is believed the pair used two ‘$30 chips for $20’ vouchers, then headed for the Craps table and proceeded to injure a croupier with dice, throw dice off the table, and by not rolling a 7 with 2 dice for over 20 throws win vast somes of for other players around the table and turn their own $60 in $350!

At the time of the incident it appeared they were growing outrageous facial hair in an attempt to conceal their identity. They were last seen speeding off towards Death Valley in a red Toyota Corolla listening to ‘Toes’ by the Zac Brown Band.

If you have any information on this pair please call 1-800-VEGAS-IS-EASY

Road trippin' out west....

With the tour gaining a fifth member (after Claude and 'Larry the Laptop') a crazy Swede, Mats, that we met in Seattle, we picked up our rental car and headed off towards Yosemite National Park on our 9 day road trip! On arrival we headed straight for the Grand Sequoia trees (the largest living things in both weight and size, both past and present) which were big... very, very big. On route we finally saw, and if wasnt for some Swedish rally driving would have hit, a medium sized black bear! The dam thing ran out in front of the car. A fairly awesome sight.

After resting at the 'Yosemite Bug' in a our tent/cabin/shack thing we headed for a full day at the park. I cant even begin to describe how good the scenery was, you would get bored of all the superlatives. Just go and see it (or look at our photos... though these also do absolutly no justice to the place however). In the evening we headed for a hostel in Santa Cruz at the start of the Route 1.







Now a day just driving may not sound like a good, fun day. However, we have driven some scenic drives both here and in the UK but nothing, literally nothing compares, to the views as the road hug the pacific coast for mile after mile. The day also included seeing some Californian redwoods (not as good as Sequioas in our opinion) and a sunset at a beach just north of Santa Barbara (Photo of the moment at time of writing. We then headed for San Fernando where we were to leave Mats the following morning and stayed at a very, very dodgy, 50 dollar a night (3 in a bed), proper American Motel and lived to tell the tale!

Today has just involved blasting the car to get into Flagstaff, AZ. We only had one run in with the Highway Police... Ready for the Grand Canyon tomorrow, followed by Vegas for 2 nights, Death Valley, then LA for a Clippers game before our flight out on the 13th.

Basically, the trip is just getting better and better, its really hard to put into words how good the West Coast is. We are exhaused but loving it! Anyway how is everyone enjoying work at the moment?

If Carlsberg made Cities....

They would probably be like San Francisco. It Features:

A city park 20% larger than Central Park (Which we walked the length of)
Two Iconic Bridges with some of the largest spans around (Which we cycled across)
Miles of pristine beaches (Which we wandered along and lunched by)
Rocky headlands and bays (Which we scrambled around to ruins of baths and tunnels through rock faces)
A large Hippie area (Which we took in and probably got passively high in)
Great Hostels (Which give you free evening meals and hold hilarious halloween parties)
A large red light district (Which also has many of said hostels in...)
An Italian Quarter (From which we rented said bikes)
A large Chinatown (In which we bought souvenirs)
A Japantown (Use your imagination)
A large area of piers and wharfs including 'Fisherman's Wharf' (From which we saw sealions, massive Pelicans and Alcatraz and went on 19th century cargo tall ships)
Many hills and backstreets (Unlike any other American City we have seen)
Many national park areas (In which we slogged up hills to get some of the best vistas to date before flying down at break neck speed)
Masonary Towers on hills (Which we climbed to)
A plethra of forts and battlements (Which we explored)
A large gay area (Which we did very little in)

And lots more besides that we didn't have time for!! This may be the best place we have been to date. Wow.

P.S. Photos finally been updated again, see right.
P.P.S 'Nice Penguin man. Hey, buddy, have you touched this penguin?'